Saturday, 2 August 2014

Dress Your Shape! (Wedge Body Ladies).


While some men are losing it trying to find that perfect Pear shaped lady with massive hips and bottom (ukwu! *faints*), some others are willing to hunt till their very last drop of blood to get that tongue-licking Wedge-shaped lady with charismatic shoulders and comforting boobs (Brrr!!! *how refreshing* :p).
A little scientific research I underwent (#Dr.Pop! :D) showed that the former preferred their ladies standing (posing around) or taking a stroll in parks or beach-chilling while the latter preferred their ladies sitting (restaurants, bars, cafés) or lying on their backs facing the ceiling or car chilling! Afterall, every guy fancies a clear view! :p Take note, ladies!
Moving on, let's focus on the wedge babies.

Wedge-Shape Celebrities: Waje, Oluchi, Funlola Aofiyebi-Raimi, Naomi Campbell, Bimbo Akintola, Wendy Williams.

Location in Africa: West Africa, South Africa.

Traits:
1. Your upper body is wider than your lower body.
2. Your chest is broad, which brings about a large surface area for those boobs.
3. You have wide shoulders.
4. You have a narrow waist.
5. You have narrow hips.
6. You have a flat bottom.

Best Asset:
Your shoulders.

Fashion Goals:
1. Focus more energy on your lower body.
2. Soften your shoulders and upper body.

Dos and Don'ts:
1. Do wear bright colours on bottom.
2. Do wear wide leg or straight leg pants. If you are short, you may want to stick to straight leg pant or jeans so as not to look shorter.
3. Do wear full skirts.
4. Do wear tops that gifts attention to your waistline.
5. Do wear gowns that create the illusion of a waist.
6. Do wear high waisted styles.
7. Don't wear spaghetti-strap tops.
8. Don't wear short tops on leggings (this really needs to stop!).
9. Don't wear boat neckline tops.


One unconscious habit found in wedge-shape ladies is that they pay a lot of attention on their faces and hairstyle. This is important because their chest and shoulders send signals up north.
You may want to ensure that your make-up is right and your hairstyle is tight.

Thank you for reading.
Please drop your comments after reading.
Have a blissful weekend.

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