Sunday, 3 August 2014

Dress Your Shape! (Rectangle Body Ladies).



Now, this group of ladies are the least honest with themselves. They have got no curves so much that one could begin to imagine that they are stuffed with plant cells (get your biology textbook!), but they refuse to either admit it or give up. From rhetorical questions like "seems my hips are coming out, right?" to painfully forcing out those absent curves when taking selfies to nail-biting long hours in front of mirrors wondering what to do or whom to see to appease the gods of curves! Some go to the extent of thinking some mirrors are just haters! :p (sobs *smashes mirror*).

Honestly, the Rectangle shape ladies are not only the cutest but also have the ability to work out (Terms and conditions apply) to have Pear shape traits. They also retain their beauty for many years longer than any other group due to their cute nature.

Rectangle Body Celebrities: Genevieve Nnaji, Tiwa Savage-Balogun, Lupita Nyong'O, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Chidinma (Miss Kedike), Zoeey Deschanel.

Most Common Location in Africa: East Africa, North Africa.


Traits:
1. Your waist, hip and shoulder widths are similar.
2. You are quite on the slim side.
3. Your cute boobs are small or average.
4. Your cute bottom are small or average.

Best Assets:
1. Your arms.
2. Your legs.

Fashion Goals:
1. Create curves (By force!).
2. Show off slender legs and arms.
3. Display accessories creatively.

Dos and Don'ts.
1. Do wear colourful tops or bottoms.
2. Do wear designed and attractive clothes.
3. Do wear skirts that create an hip illusion.
4. Do wear gowns that create a waist widening illusion.
5. Do wear gowns that are free from the waist below.
6. Do wear tops that flatter your chest and arms.
7. Do wear a good bra that will make the most of those babies.
8. Do wear straight or pencil pants or jeans trousers.
9. Don't wear bell-bottomed or boot-cut pants or jeans trousers.
10. Don't wear wide round-mouthed shoes, go pointed!

Rectangle body ladies clean up real nice are usually the most beautiful when dressed up because they are quite the most creative when it comes to accessories. They are cute and show all round consistency in beauty through decades without fear of flabby moments through the years.

Thank you for reading. Please drop your comments.

It is an honour to always have you here.

Till I come your way again, have a great week ahead.

1 comment:

  1. is it advisable for this ladies to wear d artificial padded foam (bombom)

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